Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 26, 1993

Transcript:

Calvin: Here, dad. I'd like you to sign this form and have it notarized. Dad: "I, the undersigned dad, attest that I have never parented before, and insofar as I have no experience in the job,...I am liable for my mistakes and I agree to pay for any counseling, in perpetuity, Calvin may require as a result of my parental ineptitude." Calvin: I don't see how you're allowed to have a kid without signing one of those.