Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 27, 1993

Transcript:

Calvin: Miss Wormwood, I'd like you to sign this contract. It's an agreement that you'll compensate me for any loss of job income I may suffer as an adult because of a poor first-grade education. Miss Wormwood: If you get a poor first-grade education, it will be from your lack of effort, not mine. Get back to your desk. Calvin: By golly, somebody ought to pay me if I don't learn anything.