Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 24, 1993
March 23, 1993
March 25, 1993
Transcript:
Calvin: Miss Wormwood, I protest this "C" grade! That's saying I only did an "average" job! I got 7% of the answers correct, and in today's society, doing something 75% rights is outstanding! If government and industry were 75% competent, we'd be ecstatic! I won't stand for this artificial standard of performance! I demand and "A" for this kind of work! I think it's really gross how she drinks Maalox straight from the bottle.
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avenger314 about 12 years ago
He’s so right. Kind of.
weatherford.joe Premium Member about 8 years ago
Calvin, stop giving your teacher stomachaches.
yow4zip Premium Member about 6 years ago
She swears by the stuff.
wmchere almost 3 years ago
back win comics were funny as I read this for the first time May 19, 2021 and If I got a ‘C’ it got on the refrigerator door, D- was popular with me, I grew up to be a multimillionaire by 22…rock on !!!
noissimbus over 2 years ago
For Calvin’s level, 75% is totally outstanding. I’m surprised Mrs Wormwood didn’t give him an A for effort.