Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 04, 2011

Alarm !! DAD !!!!!.. thats Too much ..

Haha. Like cat hair standing on end. Raarow!

I just love nate’s hair when he gets shocked.

It’s only fair Nate. Remember that security system you used on Halloween?

Move along, move along. Right then. Who snuggered the crisps?

Don’t forget the mousetraps inside.

Payback can be hell!

Wow I never knew Nate was that short.

Nice try Nate, but your dad knows he’s doing what is best for you.

Do you realise the cravings I’ve had for cheez doodles? Even the book series I’m reading mentions them. I’m done for. And my mother-in-law has a stash of htem in her room. AaaHHHHH!

Nice!

This dad is either like the dad in Calvin and Hobbes or like the dad in Johnny Test.

I’d rather have that hair than be bald like Marty.

Or Marty’s lack of hair.

Nate use your locker to get a lock pick

Cut through the bottom of the cupboard. Make it a “hatch” in the bottom by painting duct tape the same colour as the interior, and attach it to the bottom/top of the cupboard.This works for the side, as well, however, it doesn’t work for the most of them, and, if you’re REALLY desperate, cut the hole in the roof. But be sure NOTHING and I mean nothing comes in contact with the door. If it’s a motion detector, cut the hole, slowly. Pull out the cut part, slowly. Put duct tape over the detector, slooooooooooowly. This, however, is easily repaired, so let them stock up on the snack, then hide them. There’s room in the comments section for where to hide it.

For hiding said snack, you’ll need to do a similar strategy. Cut a hole in a bed (wooden). Use the same tape scheme, but you may need pillars, And a saw. Don’t leave the wrappers/remaining items in the trash. Hold on to them, then when trash day comes, out the wrapper in the box, but act like you’re checking the mail, going for a walk, and so on. You can hide other things in there (e.g. money, a 3Ds, stuffed animal, spicy memes, etc.). Stay in school, don’t do crimes, all that pizzazz. I’m out.

I can’t go to school. I’m in isolation. Don’t reply if u don’t care about my boring ten days of torture

Nate’s hair looks even weirder than before! (if that’s possible)

wow i completely forgot abt that

Nate’s face in the third panel made me choke on my cheez doodles (yes, I was actually eating cheez doodles while reading this. Ironic, huh?)

Nice hair to you too!

At least he has hair idiot.