Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 05, 2011
August 04, 2011
August 06, 2011
Transcript:
Marty says, "Great news, Nate! I've solved the cheez doodle problem!" Nate says, "'Cheezy Weezies'?" Marty says, "They're exactly like, cheez doodles, but they're low-fat! You can eat them to your heart's content!" Marty says, "They're puffy! They're crunchy! They're savory! They're... Uh..." Marty says, "they're orange..." Nate says, "This is like promising a kid a puppy. Then coming home with a scooby-doo hand puppet."
the trick is to put them in a ziplock bag and not tell him they are a different generic brand.