Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 18, 2009

Transcript:

Rat's late night radio show Rat says, "East of the Rockies, you're on the air." Caller says, "Greeting. We are aliens. We have disguised ourselves as earthly life forms. And we are already on earth preparing our attack, unless of course, you eradicate us first." Rat says, "I see...and what are your disguised as, sir?" Caller says, "Think evil farm animal." Rat says, "Hang up the phone, Guard Duck." Guard Duck says, "Bomb us if you can. Moooooooo." Cows hate your freedom