Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 05, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says, "I am popular. Would you like to know why I am popular?" Goat says, "No." Rat says, "I have started a 'Facebook' page under the name 'Pearls Rat' and I currently have 475 friends." Goat says, "Sorry, Rat, but I have a 'Facebook' page too and I'm a little too mature to believe the number of friends you have on an internet social network determines your popularity." Rat says, "Your mouth says 'Mature.' but your facebook friend count screams 'Loser.'" Goat says, "Check, please."