Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 24, 2009
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Transcript:
Man says, "What the heck is going on here?" Guard duck says, "I'm burning all your romantic cards, sir?the 'Thinking of you' cards, 'Happy Anniversary' cards?love's not real, sir. And the world needs to know it." Man says, "Listen, pal, just because you may not believe in the existence of love does not give you the right to burn all of our cards." Guard duck says, "Whoa whoa whoa, sir, I did not burn 'All of' your cards. I didn't even touch those." Man says, "You left the condolence cards." Guard duck says, "Now death...that's real."
De_Faulto over 11 years ago
and taxes, don’t forget taxes
simon corphey about 10 years ago
did this ever happen after he found maira and dumped him for someone else during th trip to paris!!
A_Dilophosaurus over 3 years ago
Wait, it’s Pearls, anyone who dies will (probably) undie later so why do they need those cards?
robert423elliott about 1 year ago
Odd isn’t it? Those that think that love isn’t real are always those that are in pain due to the loss of it! Which, in fact, proves its existence!
alantain 12 months ago
A condolence card in PBS: “Sorry you’re dead. See you tomorrow.”