Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 25, 2009
Rat says, "So you realize that if every single person in the country decided to immediately go out and spend money this recession would end overnight?" Goat says, "Is that so?" Rat says, "Yes, so as a public service, I'm gonna count to three and clap my hands, and when I do, I want everyone reading this to get out and spend every dollar in their pocket. Ready?...One...two...three!" Clap Clap Clap Pig says, "Take that, Mr. Recession!" Rat says, "And they say we're just a comic strip."