Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 28, 2008

Transcript:

Pig: What's going on, l'il Guard Duck? Guard Duck: The love of my life, Maura, my soulmate, the benelovent savior of my miserable existence, never returned from her winter migration. Pig: So what are you doing? Guard Duck: I'm packing up every single birthday gift she ever gave me. I never want to be reminded of her again. Pig: It's empty. Guard Duck: She never could remember my birthday.