Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 07, 1990

Transcript:

Calvin: I've got to say, Hobbes, it doesn't give our club a lot of credit when the first tiger is a willing captive of the enemy. Hobbes: Thbptb Calvin: We stole her doll, and I'm the one who had to pay ransom! It's a disgrace! You get 15 demerits for besmirching the club's reputation, plus five demerits for conduct unbecoming an officer, and a censure in the club book for not devouring Susie when you had the chance. Hmm, anything else? Hobbes: I almost told her our code when she rubbed my tummy. Calvin: Good gravy, whose side are on?!