Close to Home by John McPherson for July 19, 2011

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    Hillbillyman  almost 13 years ago

    I want a roll with Hillary Clinton’s picture on it.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Nothing like sitting with a good book.

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    M O'Driscoll Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Twilight should be there

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    dirtking239  almost 13 years ago

    I hope twilight hasn’t become a classic yet…

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    flagfly  almost 13 years ago

    I thought that “Gone with the Wind” would be on one of those rolls.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    poor ol’ hillbilly guy…he has bad feelings against the U.S. Secretary of State, personal ones , I imagine..I would have thought he would have wanted to wipe with ANY pictures of people on the left, but seems fixated on this strong, smart, educated woman……

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    rather than classic literature put on toilet paper, transcripts of Rush Limbaugh’s radio broadcasts would be more appropriate

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    tpbeverley  almost 13 years ago

    Dickinson? Emily Dickinson was a poet, not a novelist. Tolstoy would have been a better choice. War and Peace – that would keep rolling on!

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    odeliasimone  almost 13 years ago

    A new fad… Read and wipe.

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    burleigh2  almost 13 years ago

    It would suck if someone else used the bathroom while you were reading and you missed a few pages worth. ;-)

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    coffeeturtle  almost 13 years ago

    A bad idea with good intentions. ;-)

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    People will use a lot of it as they wait in line.

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    Fourcrows  almost 13 years ago

    Actually, Koji Suzuki, who wrote “The Ring” series, wrote a novel called “Drip” which was printed only on toilet paper rolls. It’s about a creature that lurks in the cracks in the walls ov a bathroom.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Winnie the Poo. Jane Eyre Freshener. The Pick-Quick Papers. A Tale of Two Sh— never mind.

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Wow. I could have a cat with a degree by now. He LOVES unrolling those things!

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    jsab0  almost 13 years ago

    I would only buy this product if I was a sufferer of chronic diarrhea.

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