Big Guy, Imaginary??? Let me just step Waaaaaaaaaay over here to avoid the Lightning……..And Monas ALWAYS PRETTY! Remember when she went to Hawaii and had to wear Donnas’ stuff? hot, Hot, HOT!
No one should quote any ancient holy book to anyone until after they’ve read at least three of the world’s many other ancient holy books and seen how silly they all are.
At least that’s what my buddy Jehovah just told me to say. What’s that, Jeh? Oh, they ARE, are they? Ha! That’s rich! Yeah, and they’ll all deserve it too. When? Soon! Good, good. Yes, they’ll all deserve it.
How about this? “Again, the kingdom of heaven is like a merchant looking for fine pearls. When he found one of great value, he went away and sold everything he had and bought it.” Until you’ve sold everything you have, don’t quote the Bible to me—because obviously you don’t take it seriously.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee! Pulp Fiction 1:2
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Even sleepy Mona has an attitude! If Mona stops talking to him, does the live M. Smokey cease to exist?
runar over 12 years ago
“Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you’re fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.”— Johnny Utah
arsmall over 12 years ago
…imaginary? we shall see…
TheDOCTOR over 12 years ago
Big Guy, Imaginary??? Let me just step Waaaaaaaaaay over here to avoid the Lightning……..And Monas ALWAYS PRETTY! Remember when she went to Hawaii and had to wear Donnas’ stuff? hot, Hot, HOT!
pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago
No one should quote any ancient holy book to anyone until after they’ve read at least three of the world’s many other ancient holy books and seen how silly they all are.
At least that’s what my buddy Jehovah just told me to say. What’s that, Jeh? Oh, they ARE, are they? Ha! That’s rich! Yeah, and they’ll all deserve it too. When? Soon! Good, good. Yes, they’ll all deserve it.
Thus spaketh the Lord. (Pschearer 2:4-6).
ladywyntre over 12 years ago
How about this? “Again, the kingdom of heaven is like a merchant looking for fine pearls. When he found one of great value, he went away and sold everything he had and bought it.” Until you’ve sold everything you have, don’t quote the Bible to me—because obviously you don’t take it seriously.
littlejeff over 12 years ago
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee! Pulp Fiction 1:2