Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 01, 1989
October 31, 1989
November 02, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: Hi Susie! Did you write your report? Susie: Yeah, I spent all last evening on it. Did you? Calvin: Well, when you know as much as I do, it doesn't take as long. Mine took about 15 minutes. Susie: 15 minutes?! Let's see. Calvin: I guess you won't be setting the grade curve this time, Susie! Read it and weep. Susie: "Bats: The big bug scourge of the skies." Calvin: Note the professional clear plastic binder. Susie: Bats aren't bugs!
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Xalder over 9 years ago
They’re close enough. Besides, he actually got his homework done before school for once.
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
It’s professionally inaccurate.
Marathon Zack over 8 years ago
But note the professional clear plastic binder. Who cares if bats aren’t bugs. Its in a clear plastic binder.
bmonk over 8 years ago
Calvin is setting the curve. Setting it low.
JoeManzaJr over 6 years ago
Possible continuation:
Calvin: What are bats then, if you’re so smart? Susie: Mammals! Calvin: They are not! Bats have wings, and mammals don’t, so how can bats be mammals? Susie: If you did some actual research, you’d know bats are the only mammals who can fly.
Jessicashank over 3 years ago
wow Calvin’s dumb