Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 02, 1989
Miss Wormwood: All right class, who would like to give his report first? Calvin: I would! I would! Miss Wormwood: Why Calvin, what a surprise to see you volunteer! You must have done a good job. Go to the front of the class. Calvin: Oh boy! Miss Wormwood: Now let's all pay attention. Go ahead, Calvin. Clavin: Thank you. Before I begin, I'd like everyone to notive that my report is in a professional, clear, plastic binder. Miss Wormwood: That's very nice. Go ahead. Calvin: When a report looks this good, you know it'll get an "A." That's a good tip, kids, write it down.