If you can put your feet in your mouth…(Once Fat Broad, rebuffing a love note from Thor sent via Dookey Bird, told Thor to stick his feet in his mouth and wiggle his toes for 20 years – which Thor started doing, and which Dookey Bird thought “an endearing sight”.)
odeliasimone almost 13 years ago
ooooohhhhhhh!
Trainwreck_1 almost 13 years ago
The risk of falling of the couch and breaking your neck is too high! Old joke again.
Destiny23 almost 13 years ago
I’m not flexible enough to lick my own feet either. And I can’t think of any possible reason why I’d want to!!!HERE, WOLFIE!
Donald Benson Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“I think you better pet him first.”
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
This strip appears to have gone to the dogs.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I’m glad I can’t lick my feet!
Rakkav almost 13 years ago
If you can put your feet in your mouth…(Once Fat Broad, rebuffing a love note from Thor sent via Dookey Bird, told Thor to stick his feet in his mouth and wiggle his toes for 20 years – which Thor started doing, and which Dookey Bird thought “an endearing sight”.)
NE1956 almost 13 years ago
I’ll stick to licking my own fingers and possibly my own llps. That talent enough to satisfy me. Wolf may not bite, but I bet it’d make him growl.
LKD almost 13 years ago
I guess he wishes he could put his foot into his mouth because you can’t get elected without that talent.
RedSteph almost 13 years ago
come on, that is obviously a euphemism for what else dogs can lick on themselves that men wish they could.
Mowog almost 13 years ago
Why do dogs do that? Because they can… @Number 6: “Be seeing you!”
Xane_T almost 13 years ago
So many potential hilariously wrong comments to be made…
runar almost 13 years ago
From the other side:Young Dog: Dad, why do humans pick their noses?Dad Dog: Because they can.
LovDComix almost 13 years ago
MontanaLady almost 13 years ago
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, too!
brigtime almost 13 years ago
The way I heard it is: Wow your dog can lick his own errr feet. I wish I could do that.
You probably can, but you better pet him first.
Neanderthal almost 13 years ago
And there’s a reason we’re left to wishin’. tojm
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Har har!
captainedd almost 13 years ago
If we could lick ourselves, we would be sitting in caves, and civilization would have never developed
GeoSpyder almost 13 years ago
Wolfie doesn’t look to thrilled about the prospect…..
tiwonge almost 13 years ago
The joke would work better without the “own.”Your dog can lick his feet?
DRSRISINGER almost 13 years ago
That ain’t the way I heard it. But yours is printable!
lin4869 almost 13 years ago
R_Noonan63, Peter Sellers movie—loved it!
adubman almost 13 years ago
Then there’s this one:
Two guys are sitting on a park bench when a beautiful woman walking a dog on a leash goes by.
Guy #1: “Wow, is she a knockout!”Guy #2: “The one holding the leash isn’t bad either.”