There are expressions and jokes about both, so set me straight. Who sleeps more, dogs or cats? Who’s eyes are open, Garfield or Odie. Help me, I keep timing the dog and the cat but I keep nodding off.
But you wouldn’t like roots, Garfield — then you wouldn’t need to eat! Although if they were connected to your taste buds, and growing into a pizza, it might work… (The taste of pizza without the effort of chewing!!)
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
That may be quite awhile Jon.
codycab over 12 years ago
A whole week maybe.
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
Order a Pizza Jon, he will get of his a%$ fast enough.
tockde over 12 years ago
Take a detour, Jon – it’ll be faster.
lewisbower over 12 years ago
There are expressions and jokes about both, so set me straight. Who sleeps more, dogs or cats? Who’s eyes are open, Garfield or Odie. Help me, I keep timing the dog and the cat but I keep nodding off.
dennisodoyle over 12 years ago
At last, a cartoonist that knows the difference between “lie” and “lay.”
Number Three over 12 years ago
As long as HE wants Jon!
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Destiny23 over 12 years ago
But you wouldn’t like roots, Garfield — then you wouldn’t need to eat! Although if they were connected to your taste buds, and growing into a pizza, it might work… (The taste of pizza without the effort of chewing!!)
michael100 over 12 years ago
that joke is still funny.
tWiStEd! over 12 years ago
Garfield and jon have the same eyes…
timzoom over 12 years ago
How can you tell from this comic Jethro
Chapmandu over 12 years ago
Jethro, those bulging yellow speckled things are NOT Garfield’s eyes! Unless they are, in which case he has a HECK of a case of jaundice! :-D
mgik7373 almost 7 years ago
even then, you still cant get up, now can you? think, garfield.