Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 25, 2009

Transcript:

"the mind of louis maltby" why aren't i more popular? the key to my popularity must be... one thing but what is that one thing? this clearly calls for experimentation laugh more better posture better shirts more eye contact less eye contact more gregarious more knowledge of baseball trivia different hair more mysterious ashtonkutcherization raised eyebrow look the results: negative. recommendation: obviously, more time must be spent ruminating about this, even at the expense of schoolwork, hobbies and activities.