Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 10, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Nate the Neoconservative in "Give Me An Inch, I'll Take Your Yard" Nate: Hey, your DOG'S been nosing around my garden next door! Man: I don't HAVE a dog, Nate! Nate: Oh. Man: Okay, Nate. You can leave my property now! Nate: Not if you're going to get belligerent! Man: Okay, LEAVE! Nate: Oh, now my HONOR'S AT STAKE! I will NOT! Man: Alright! Hands off! Now, GO! Nate: Well, I don't HAVE to now. You're not resisting my presence! Man: Go! Go! GO! Nate: And give into this violence! Sir, I say NO! Man: Pant, pant Man: You're never leaving, are you? Nate: 100 years. A million. Whatever. I'm putting in a game room here.