Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 29, 2000

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Super-Fun-Pak Comix The Inner World of Baby Frankie Frankie: Breast milk. Breast milk. Breast milk. Turing Test Funnies Was this comic produced by a human or a computer? Guy 1: Didn't you tell your wife you're working today? Guy 2: I am working! Send your guess to T.T.C. P.O. Box 72 S.F., CA Classix Comix Not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of the text. Plato's Republic Lady:...So I said, "if you feel that way, then forget it!" That Helene has some nerve, you know, Al? ...Al? Honestly, it's like talking to a cave wall! This Dog Can Talk, But Chooses Not To Guy: Here's your dinner, Hermie! Do you have anything sarcastic and cheeky to say? Land of the Lost Patrick Stewart Look-alike Tribe Patrick 1: We shall venture to the valley of the mammoth. Patrick 2: you're just trying to find the lost Michelle Pfeiffer look-alike tribe again, Ror-Nar! Patrick 1: Do I detect female jealousy, She-Ka? Elevator Trip of the Damned Jerry: Hey, Maria. What's up? Maria: Not much, Jerry. Jerry: Don't you hate this weather? It's hot, the it's cold, hot, cold! Maria: Not nearly as much as I hate this kind of mindless chatter. Jerry: I hear ya! I'm like, do I wear a coat or break out the suntan lotion? Well, say hi to the gang on 8! Maria: Okey Doke.