FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 23, 2009

How about some raisins and almonds?

More like a ding dong!

How about a bag of trail mix?

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Tofu squares

fruitcake

ho ho’s arr gross, Funny Bones are the way to go.

Oatmeal cream pies? Star Crunches? C’mon mom!

Screw the healthy stuff, meat pies and sugar pies… cheesecake and cookies… :D

Chestnuts, roasted?

Two fingers of tequila and a night on the town?

Ten fingers of Glen Fidditch and a book beside the fire works for me.

Chestnuts roasting over a properly contained, clean-burning propane fueled, properly applied-for burn permit, fire.

Sigh, the politically correct version.

Merry Christ mas too all. I will be indulging in chocolate and paying for it breaking out and no sleep.:( Although I will have fun with the family for a change I will not like it but will be snowing in Kansas Christ mas day.

kab2rb, where in KS? I’m in Lee’s Summit.

Hopefully I’m not ruining a moment here, but the banana in the background keeps changing position.

So what was Santa Fox (or Jason Claus) trying to say? “Ho-Ho-Hostess®”?

Smartone2000–that’s typical of Amend and FoxTrot. It’s always worth watching the backgrounds as there are often details like the moving banana or other “inside” jokes. Part of the fun!

I’m in Kansas for Christmas too!

Jason your Santa, right? Then why are you not F-A-T?!