Every time I hear this story or tell it we always comment on how disgusting it must’ve been to spend 3 days and 3 nights in the great fish’s belly. No wonder he prayed like he did.
I think Upton will come to the end of his sermon, confess the wrong he has done and ask for prayer, just in time for Pastor Present AND the real Reverend Peacegood to BOTH show up!!
You sacrificed a bull and burned its carcass in your backyard? Wouldn’t it smell like a barbecue? It creates an odor pleasing to the Lord…How could it smell any different than barbecued beef, or pit roasted beef?
Much of what I bar B Q ends up burnt offerings, so it must be very pleasing to the Lord. Those eating it object sometimes. I think we have a reformed thief. Now what will Ramona Lisa do? Married to a man of the cloth when her outfits contain very little cloth might be difficult.
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
And he thought they smelled bad on the outside.
pbarnrob almost 15 years ago
I can hardly wait ‘til he gets to (and perhaps ruins) the punchline!
axe-grinder almost 15 years ago
Fantastic art, and actually quite nice to hear an ancient story.
alondra almost 15 years ago
Every time I hear this story or tell it we always comment on how disgusting it must’ve been to spend 3 days and 3 nights in the great fish’s belly. No wonder he prayed like he did.
As for you augh, it’s time to grow up!
kab2rb almost 15 years ago
I’m waiting for the real pastor to show up and run the phony.
g6793 almost 15 years ago
I’ve been thinking that for about a week, marktrail…though I think when he finally does show up, Upton will have had a change of heart about thievery…
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
NO ! NO! DON”T SAY IT!*
*voice of Mel Blanc (from warner brothers cartoons)
Alley_Oop almost 15 years ago
I think Upton will come to the end of his sermon, confess the wrong he has done and ask for prayer, just in time for Pastor Present AND the real Reverend Peacegood to BOTH show up!!
hansr almost 15 years ago
Smite them, HectorPriam!
OldManMountain almost 15 years ago
I think the guy with glasses in the front row is asleep.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 15 years ago
..and I thought a 3 hour tour was bad…
noreenklose almost 15 years ago
@HectorPriam
You sacrificed a bull and burned its carcass in your backyard? Wouldn’t it smell like a barbecue? It creates an odor pleasing to the Lord…How could it smell any different than barbecued beef, or pit roasted beef?
dwbryant almost 15 years ago
It’s my understanding that whales have very small throats. So it’s good that the dialogue says “a big fish” which could be several species.
elgancho almost 15 years ago
Much of what I bar B Q ends up burnt offerings, so it must be very pleasing to the Lord. Those eating it object sometimes. I think we have a reformed thief. Now what will Ramona Lisa do? Married to a man of the cloth when her outfits contain very little cloth might be difficult.
elgancho almost 15 years ago
Strange, the last comment failed to save, but there it is.