Ted Rall for July 12, 2008
Transcript:
You can't make these things up. The types of torture used at Guantanamo, it turns out, were based on a 1957 study titled "communist attempts to elicit false confessions." Could there be analogous explanations for other Bush-era mysteries? Communist attempts to elicit false confessions from air force prisoners of war. No defense on 9/11. Whoa! There goes another tower! No air force - the Dalai Lama wouldn't like it. Pacifistic techniques & non-response to attacks. UBL still AWOL. It's Osama, all right. But we don't have any tea to offer him. Let him go on his way. Taliban tips for gracious hospitality to terrorists. Iraq. Another day, another thousand dead civilians! Hey - who wrote this policy book anyway? USSR guide to catastrophic occupation.
T1nd0g almost 16 years ago
Wording could have been retooled a bit, but the message is intact.
gilmanc283 almost 16 years ago
I assume StewieZ is over ther fighting them so we don’t have to fight ‘em here. And killing any brown-skin he can find.
Impeach_Bush almost 16 years ago
He who fails to learn from his MANY mistakes is doomed to repeat them.
bluesborn almost 16 years ago
Stewie do you even read this strip before you make one of your breathlessly stupid cracks?.I’d like to water board your ignorant ass.