Tom Toles for August 01, 2008

SPOT ON !

But Barack Obama IS Paris Hilton, dontcha know! (snarf)

Anybody else here remember when Dodderin’ John promised NOT to engage in low-rent politics?

The man’s about as trustworthy as an E-mail from Nigeria

Say Stewie

Seems to me you’re in your twenties, or late teens. ( Calling people ‘dude’. Capitalizing the middle letter of a word, ala MTV. )

Verrrry interesting

Simon_Jester: Ouch, spot on!

Stew; so bad that GWB only reach the status of Salacious Crumb… (sorry, this one is for Star wars lovers only..)

Simon_Jester. From the bang it must have been a direct hit!

yyyyepppp - Chicken Hawk Down!!

Drugs…ME?

Noooo, I just get high on life in America.

And just why are you so interested in whether I’ve hit puberty or not?

Cruising for a little action?

Strange seeing as how this would make John McCaen Look Skywalker. I would picture him as more of a Yoda.

Simon: Strike TWO!!!!

I’m sorry, but…for the life of me, I just CAN’T picture John McCain as Yoda:

“ENOUGH OF YOUR BLANKETY-BLANK (CENSORED!) I HAVE HAD, SKYWALKER! WHINY, LITTLE JERKWEED YOU ARE!!!!”

FZZZZZZZZZAPPP!!!

Yes I can’t see him as Starkiller either so take your pick from the list of Vadar apprentices. None of whom are older then 49.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Vader%27s_apprentice