The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 20, 2009

And the ‘tempest tossed’ salad.

And get ‘em raw… I can cook ‘em with the torch you see in the right hand…

…Yearning to be gravied.

oops I dropped my fork on the greasy floor.

Nozzi: Interesting icon of former predident Bush. Does it imply a fond, or sad farewell?

Neither Mr. Tubbsbottl, since as a non-citizen, his presidential performance frankly does not concern me but I still would like to keep my reason personal.

She lifts her lamp beside the golden arches?

I don’t think they have mashed potatoes at McDonald’s Digital. Although it wouldn’t be a bad idea since McMashed Taters doesn’t sound bad.

Nozzi says: I don’t think they have mashed potatoes at McDonald’s Digital. Although it wouldn’t be a bad idea since McMashed Taters doesn’t sound bad.

I always thought that was how they made their fries - just squished mashed potatoes out through one of those play-do mold type things…

Was there anything ever so lame as that’freedom fries’ ordure? Oh yeah, eight years of using the Constitution like Charmin.

Just thank god Shrub never found out that “Hamburgers” were named after the town they were invented in: Hamburg. I’m glad I never had to eat “Freedom Cow” or “Liberty Cattlemeat”.