Out of the Gene Pool Re-Runs by Matt Janz for March 19, 2010

Good morning, RBB!! I have begun preparations for tonight’s shindig!!

RBB? good morning joy

dry looks like your fries are getting started http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving/comics/king.html?name=Bizarro&date=20100319

I should be game. I have to least drop off the ice cream and sweet potato fries. And course would be rude not to have some of JFri’s steak.

Since all 3 of you are East Coasters, what time shall we start the partay??

*Good morning RBB gang! *

Akenta that’s going to be a LOT of fries!

Say 6:00 PM your time? Wow, 3 East Coasters & 1 West Coaster….hmmmmmm.

I’ve been gathering rocks from over by the volcano. Have you seen the hot pools over there? Very nice!

Where IS Dry? We aren’t waiting on her to start the party!!

joy!, I don’t think she was looking messages in those bottles!!

I’m back for a bit, and no, I AIN’T Sharing! Nothing left to share! (Hic!)

Do we know anyone who is” Single, Sexy and short?”

I’ll be watching my soap around 6 ish! Don’t miss that for anyone! Not even you guys! SNERK!

Don’t disturb joy!???? Does that mean I shouldn’t soak her with the ice cold Gatorade?? Oh, what the heck…

OK, clambake attendees!! It is time to start the PARTY!! We have 2” ribeye steaks, cooked to order, fresh Dungeness crab, shrimp on the barbie, fresh lobster, roasted pepper kabobs, Ling cod, corn on the cob and ice cream (courtesy of Akenta)! As a special surprise pirate is ready to fire off FIREWORKS!!

Did I forget to mention the oysters And Akenta’s sweet potato fries? Ooooooops! Well, they’re here waiting for you!

Hi, joy! Look at the color of that water!! I think I’ll have a RUM & Coke!

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!! Where be all th’ scurvy party animals??

Well, wakey wakey! Your steak is ready!!

AAAAAARRRRRRRR, I be helpin’ ta eat all them thar goodies fer sure!

AYE! Snuck in I did, me fair lady! I be havin’ some rum ta wash it all down!

Here’s your lobster tail! Cooked to perfection!

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRR, look at these here coconut shells????

Too bad the others are missing the party!! I think I’ll have another lobster and steak!

AAAAAARRRRRRRRR! And right fetchin’ it be!

Right you are, pirate! Think she noticed it becomes transparent when wet??

I think I’ll follow example!! Sounds good!

I’m here!! Brought Banana Rum ice cream and the sweet potato fries.

YEEEEEHAWWWWW!!

Yay, Akenta!! Better late than never!! Now if we can just pry someone away from…….

I’ll take that well-done steak over there - smells great!!

I’m here for you joy, what should we do to them?

Here ya go, Akenta!!

It’s hard to go after someone who just cooked me a steak

AAAAAARRRRRRRR, ladies do wi’ me what ye will!!!

They do seem to get away with a lot of stuff. We need Dry

What a kind lassie ye be, Akenta!

Don’t make me get my weapons out comic I’m just here for a good time - food and friends. But if you want trouble…

AYE! ‘Tis a great party fer sure! How long is a blasted soap opera anyway?? Akenta, I not be lookin’ fer trouble!

HEY IT’S ONLY ONE SOAP, WHICH I HAVE WATCHED SINCE I WAS A KID! FOR OVER 40 YEARS, ‘SCUSE ME!

I needed to see how EJ, Sami, Brady, etc. were doing today! Am I allowed at the party now or not? :-(

An’ right fine weapons they be!

you sure are dry glad you made it!!

Now hold on here! I get in trouble for being late, and joy is stealing Pirate away? I”M HUNGRY! You better find more than table scraps for me, I am one of the OLDE GANG you know! If there’s nothing left, do you have some bread and AKenta’s ice cream left? PLEASE

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR, joy! I be glad ta come wi’ ye ta see a movie! Methinks the popcorn may pop itself!

Whatcha need to eat, Dry?

HEY AKENTA! How are the gentlemen’s cooking skills tonight?

Dry i save you a ton of fries and a bowl of ice cream. Even the pirate can’t find where i hid them.

Did they burn anything because the rum clouded their memories when it came to checking for doneness?

Keep THAT up and I’ll feed the rest of the steaks to the dog!

I want EVERYTHING! I love roasted sweet peppers, but I hope some are HOT! HOT HOT HOT!

Akenta THANK YOU! (But just between you and I, It’s pretty easy to fool that pirate! “Specially when he’s been in the rum too much! LOL!)

Which is most of the time! :-D

ALright, if you’re going to be “popping popcorn” keep it down! There are 2 young innocents here ya’ know! Me and Akenta don’t need to hear any “poppin’ popcorn” while we’re on the beach looking for pretty seashells!

Joy, don’t you mean OINK! instead of ARF? LOL!

What can I say, FOOD is my middle name! And first and last!

joy, I think you are getting spoiled!!

time to get a bon fire started or is it already going?

AAAAAAARRRRRRRR, if ye don’t want ta hear th’ poppin’ o’ the corn, then ye shouldn’t be listenin’!

Akenta, the pirate has one started but it needs wood. There’s a pile laying right by the fire!**

So, Akenta, how did you find our little island? Mind you, we are pleased you did!!

AAAAAARRRRRRRR, joy, like we were really plannin’ ta actually WATCH th’ movie?

OH PLEEZZ! Get a room! Don’t feel bad, Joy! I watch a movie the whole way through until the end, and then fall asleep about ten minutes before the movie is ove and miss the end anyway!

Pirate you’re not at all smooth! You start out acting like you’re watching the movie, and then, you know, things happen! LOL!

JFri the same way I always do, follow the scent of the food. Loved this strip when it wasn’t repeats, and now catching up on it. Same with Bo Nanas.

I ain’t that old yet, ya’ know! I still remember the game!

Where’s Akenta? I need an accomplice here!

NO, YOU DON’T!!

trying to stay awake - been a long week

Good night joy it was fun hanging out with you again.

Goodnight LADY! You da’ BEST!

Akenta I guess you miss the old times too! I like BoNanas. Hardly anyone ever posts there!

Good Night, joy! It WAS fun, huh?

AYE, joy! ‘Twas a grand party, indeed!

Joy who did you remind us of? I don’t know, except you! And our good old times!

Of course we’ll do it again soon !

i like small gatherings - the more people, the more i will just sit back and watch. one cool thing about Bo Nanas is the artist still posts there and keeps his blog updated with the strip. He would probably join the party.

Akenta, we should keep that in mind! I like that strip! I don’t like monkeys but I like Bo, he’s cute! Like Rory on The barn! 2 different species of course!

Hey we done pretty good here! 113!