Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 27, 2009
September 26, 2009
September 28, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: Ho ho! Look at him struggle! That leaf is hanging on like grim death! Get that blower nozzle right in there! I think it's starting to shift! Are you sure it's set on maximum? Huh? Is it? Man: Are you trying to say somethin-- Poncho: SHUT THAT BLASTED THING OFF!!! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: man. I also present: technology, in all its glory. Generations of evolution have given us this specimen: dim, unsubtle. While hundreds of years of technological growth have brought us this: the leaf-blower. Let's throw a thousand screaming Valkyries inside the leaf-blower. And toss in the intoxicating bouquet of gas fumes. Who doesn't like that? Oh, and let's not forget a bit of rain water to really get those leaves stuck good and tight to that pavement. RRRRRRrrrrr....
AddADadaAdDad over 14 years ago
Especially at 7:30 in the morning!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Where’s Chazz?
swidzb2 over 14 years ago
Poncho, have you been to Calgary lately and met my neighbour??? lol…
CX_Flyboy over 14 years ago
Ever heard of a rake?
carmy over 14 years ago
Bite him Poncho!
alondra over 14 years ago
Noise pollution.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Ecce fatuus.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
What a piece of work is Man…
Yep, a real piece of work.
theR0nin over 14 years ago
Six thousand years of progress has brought us to this?
Homershaggy over 14 years ago
Anyone else remember brooms?
trying2keepup over 14 years ago
Let’em compost where they fall
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
Leaves in the yard are fine, but on the patio they have to go. Because of the way my patio is made, it’s way easier to use a leaf blower than a broom of any size or kind. I do however use an electric leaf blower which has an attachment that allows me to vacuum leaves instead of blowing them out into the street or over onto the neighbor’s lawn.
Phil (full phname Philip Philop) over 6 years ago
A banshee would’ve been a better pic than a Valkyrie.