Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 11, 2009
June 10, 2009
June 12, 2009
Transcript:
Carmen: Sigh, I was sort of hoping you'd never see that. Poncho: A Garfield tattoo?? You married a woman with a Garfield tattoo?? Chazz: What's the big deal? You already know she's a cat person. Poncho: Wheeze! Where's my plank of wood?? Chazz: Carmen likes cats, I like dogs. Poncho: Yeah, but this shows a dedication to the cause way beyond yours. Chazz: Well, what do you want me to do, get a tattoo of you-- Noise: Whip!
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Why of course, on your left butt cheek, and I want to be smiling. Oh, and I want to be holding “Plankie”. Oh and I want to be given kibble before the tattoo and after. Okay tattoo me.
wbs almost 15 years ago
it was on the right yesterday, now it seems to be on the left, so she’s got two of those…?
keeleyg almost 15 years ago
If looks like Poncho is humping his plank of wood, well that is what boy dogs do when they are over excited or maybe stressed?
Chaz, I hope that you meant what you just said. A tatoo of Poncho (with the plank of wood) is going to look just great! Maybe, it should be 3 times the size of that dumb Garfield! Poncho on one cheek and Plankie on the other butt cheek!
alondra almost 15 years ago
Paul Gilligan is a genius. Where does he get these ideas? This is brilliant. I can’t wait to see if Chazz really gets a tattoo of Poncho!
pierreandnicole almost 15 years ago
Yeah, at first I too thought Poncho was humping ‘Plankie’. This was one of Paul’s funniest yet. Thanks for brightening my day!!!
TapiocaHead almost 15 years ago
Of course! Ink your cause also.
teeterman almost 15 years ago
Poncho got that look on his face…
BlueRaven almost 15 years ago
And those of us who called “cat-based tattoo” win the no-prize.
carmy almost 15 years ago
Chazz, you need to get a tattoo of Poncho and it has be bigger and better than Carmen’s Garfield tattoo.
ABLEBAKER almost 15 years ago
I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY ROB PUTS UP WITH THAT CRAZY CAT IN “GET FUZZY”. NOW, I WONDER WHY PONCHO IS TOLERATED.
Dirty Dragon almost 15 years ago
JJ: Why didn’t the rest of the castaways feed Gilligan (the, er, OTHER Gilligan) to the sharks after the 4th time he ruined a rescue plan?
Why didn’t the DA replace Hamilton Burger after the 100th straight time he lost a case to Perry Mason?
Why hasn’t House, MD had his medical license taken away in any episode of the series since he always breaks protocol to solve the disease of the week?
Yanno?