Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 01, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: Z. Yawn... Smack smack. AHHH!! What happened?? Why are we both--? I--? Wha--? Chazz! I slept next to a cat!! I don't know what happened!! What--? Am I--! ACK! Chazz: Calm down, Poncho. Take a breath. You were both pepped up on rawhide and catnip, it was a cold night, it's no big deal, seriously. I mean, who hasn't made a late night mistake and woken up next... To... You're going to burn in a lake of fire!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Yep. Been there done that, but had the sense to keep my mouth shut.
alondra about 15 years ago
Oh Poncho, for heaven’s sake it’s only a cat. You won’t die from contamination lol!
McGehee about 15 years ago
Chaz, you idiot. You should have kept going and finished with “…a cat?”
It’s worked for me.
carmy about 15 years ago
Too late Chazz, Carmen’s still giving you the dagger look.
dcguys about 15 years ago
And the cat’s saying “Eww, dog germs!” {Thank you Charles Schultz - Lucy in Peanuts, circa 1970s}
Virtualjump about 15 years ago
Don’t worry Poncho. STDs can’t cross species. I think.