Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 19, 2006

Transcript:

Captain Victory: Oh does that sting! Mr. Negato: Curse that loudmouthed couch-potato and his sports enthusiasm! He got all the powers, leaving me completely unaffected! But wait! The negative cosmo-ion gauge is off the chart! I'm being bombarded by the negative effect of what hit that baboon! I'm changing! Changing into... Mr. Negato! And I'll use my nega-active powers to get revenge...revenge on the world! Which, for the purposes of this lunatic manifesto, is specifically, but not limited to: the co-op board who rejected me that time, the college who felt that "evil genius" was not an appropriate major, uh, let's see...girls...cats of course, umm... Struck by a radioactive comet, a lazy slob becomes the world's greatest champion! But what of the man behind it all? The Secret Origin of Captain Victorious: Part 3. The scientist responsible is left alone and bruised in the debris of his ruined laboratory...And so forth...