Garfield by Jim Davis for March 26, 2009

Which begs the question: What would happen if mice started to smell and taste like Lasagna?

Pizza Hut would make a killing.

yes, that’s a good reason for you, garfield

I don’t blame you Garfield. Low fat cheese? Yuck.

Ugh, low-fat “anything” tastes like …. pleh!!!

I’m beginning to think Garfield is somehow in “Kahoots” with the mice,and poor Jon is blissfully unaware….

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My suspicion: the mouse switched to lowfat cheese precisely due to Garfield’s dislike for it–as otherwise Garfield takes their whole stash.

You’d get fat if you ate something bigger than yourself, even if it was low-fat.

Try to switch to low-fat soy cheese! Or tofu, whatevahh!

stay away from that garfield

Yes, switching to tofu (even non-low-fat) would certainly do wonders for your diet–as “the only container needed for preparation of tofu is a dustbin of any size”!

Survival of the fattest.

stay away low-fat? Garfield!!!