Garfield by Jim Davis for February 02, 2003

Transcript:

Aunt Trudy: Jon, give your ol' Aunt Trudy a kiss! Dad: Doc Boy, a pig? Were you raised in a barn?!! Doc Boy: ...Is that a trick question? Woman: ...What's that in your eyebrow? Man: ...How did you get rid of your bunion? Man #2: ...A weed whacker. Boy: ...Uncle Roy, have you seen my contact lens? Woman #2: ...I brought photos of our trip to see the world's biggest hairball. Woman #3: Urp... Woman #4: ...Do these pants make my hips look big? Woman #5: ...It's not the pants, dear. Man #3: ...Then the chicken exploded! Man #4: ...Corn'll give'm gas, alright. Mom: ...Isn't this nice? Grandma: So far, no brawls, no calls, and no falls. Garfield: It's kinda like dinner theater, isn't it?