Well Gloria, we've been seeing a lot of each other lately… And uh… Well, how do you feel about coming home with me tonight?
I think I would like that…
You would? I… Oh, that's nice… It is nice, isn’t it?
Of course silly…
Hmm… Uh, gee… I don't quite know how to ask this…
Don't be coy…
Well… It's sort of none of my business… But then it sort of is too…
C'mon, I'll understand.
Um… Er… Are you on the pill?
Well, yes, I am.
Oh hey, I'm really glad we can be honest and open with each other without sacrificing dignity or respect.
Me too.
So obviously your sleeping around quite a bit…
Or maybe . . . just possibly . . . she just is careful and doesn’t want to be a mommy right now.
Wait until you find out about child support and how it can suck down more than half your pay . . . and you would be more supportive of being careful.
Ooops!
Isn’t that “you’re” sleeping … ?
Should’ve quit while he was breaking even.
Berkeley Breathed
tobybartels almost 16 years ago
Well Gloria, we've been seeing a lot of each other lately… And uh… Well, how do you feel about coming home with me tonight?
I think I would like that…
You would? I… Oh, that's nice… It is nice, isn’t it?
Of course silly…
Hmm… Uh, gee… I don't quite know how to ask this…
Don't be coy…
Well… It's sort of none of my business… But then it sort of is too…
C'mon, I'll understand.
Um… Er… Are you on the pill?
Well, yes, I am.
Oh hey, I'm really glad we can be honest and open with each other without sacrificing dignity or respect.
Me too.
So obviously your sleeping around quite a bit…
john_chubb over 6 years ago
Or maybe . . . just possibly . . . she just is careful and doesn’t want to be a mommy right now.
Wait until you find out about child support and how it can suck down more than half your pay . . . and you would be more supportive of being careful.
texian about 5 years ago
Ooops!
tomfromthe50s almost 2 years ago
Isn’t that “you’re” sleeping … ?
[lizardprotector] 8 months ago
Should’ve quit while he was breaking even.