The Academia Waltz by Berkeley Breathed for December 11, 2003

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    tobybartels  almost 16 years ago

    Y'know Alice, I think you and I have reached an important milestone.

    It's time for an entirely open relationship… No secrets. Complete honesty with each other.

    And this will prove our love?

    For eternity, sweetcakes. If we both expose all of our private thoughts about one another, a deeper emotional commitment will grow.

    Alright… you first.

    Well… Okay… Uh… I never really did like your pot roast.

    (giggle) You didn't? It is pretty bad isn't it?

    See? We're already communicating. Now… Your turn.

    I fake my orgasms.

    We're all through.

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    gonefishing7  over 14 years ago

    Well look at it this way at least she is faking it and contributing a little to the loving experience.Could be worse man.

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    John Smith  over 6 years ago

    Sorry, I just don’t get the joke here, I mean that this is only funny if you think that a woman’s orgasm is important…… REALLY?!? Who knew?

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