The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara
Hey granny I see lung cancer in your future. Smoking is totally not cool.
Stay out of bars.
Now THAT’S a scary movie. This picture alone shows that it’s not suitable for children, adults, animals, or anyone with eyes.
…Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Sherwin-Williams…
AAAHHH MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!!
I think I might have bought her a drink one night, Ooohh say about 2:00am
Oh so pun-ishing!!
She doesn’t need to put mascara on—it collects from the smoke.
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wolfbyte36 about 15 years ago
Hey granny I see lung cancer in your future. Smoking is totally not cool.
Yukoneric about 15 years ago
Stay out of bars.
blackman2732 about 15 years ago
Now THAT’S a scary movie. This picture alone shows that it’s not suitable for children, adults, animals, or anyone with eyes.
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
…Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Sherwin-Williams…
PaulAtreides about 15 years ago
AAAHHH MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!!
barala about 15 years ago
I think I might have bought her a drink one night, Ooohh say about 2:00am
Anandgyan about 15 years ago
Oh so pun-ishing!!
Keith Messamer about 15 years ago
She doesn’t need to put mascara on—it collects from the smoke.