For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for August 11, 2002

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Elly: *sigh* Come on, dogs... let's go for a walk. John: Hey, El! Want a piece of cheesecake? Elly: No, thanks. I'm desperate to lose some weight! Man: And, I say to you - pollution is not going to go away! Irresponsible disposal of untreated waste is not going to stop! Do not kid yourselves my friends! The result? Global warming! The legacy of our capitalist greedmongers! This generation will fry on earth before they fry in Hades! Thus, global war is imminent! Nobody prospers from peace! So, prepare yourselves for the coming of DOOM! Life as we know it will cease to exist!!! Prepare! Prepare!!! Elly: Two double X scoops, please. White chocolate, pistachio and maple walnut.