Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 27, 2009

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from the pages of bob's little guide to life learn now to live like me!! #126 - don't get caught up in the emotions. sprite or 7-up? whichever is cheaper! #293 - no fruit with poultry. #187 - why subscribe to hbo when you can tape all their movies on the free preview weekends? #493 - when buying tube socks, there are three important criteria: price, price, and price! #71 - don't be fooled -- cap'n crunch doesn't get soggy in milk, but it does go stale. #305 - don't forget to stop and watch as many basketball playoffs as are shown. #519 - holes in your underwear? only a problem if there's a chance in the world that anyone will ever see them. #235 - moderation in all things, even t-shirt fabrics. 50-50 blend is the compromise to make.