Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 08, 2009
October 07, 2009
October 09, 2009
Transcript:
Man: We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your ab positive, but look at this kidney-when's the last time you had it replaced? "If mechanics performed surgery"
BRPPTZ Premium Member over 14 years ago
Couldn’t he just rotate the kidneys?
lewisbower over 14 years ago
How much is this going to cost? Couldn’t you just get a used part? I’m sure my extended warranty covers that.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
But try finding a good match. Apparently, they are not so easy to get replaced.
McGehee over 14 years ago
Non-interchangeable parts? Must have been British-made.
afeeney over 14 years ago
Quoth McGeHee: Non-interchangeable parts?
Obviously, then, the patient is not a corrupt politician or CEO.
They automatically go into recto-cranial inversion mode whenever challenged! That’s the, erm, fundamental problem.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Don’t forget to tighten his belt and check it for wear!
dropping.beans over 14 years ago
Please don’t tell me he’s also going to remove his dip stick.
Guilden_NL over 14 years ago
dropping.beans, ROTFLMAO! I won’t bother to post anything, you already have topped it.
Ronshua over 14 years ago
dropping.beans said, about 4 hours ago
“Please don’t tell me he’s also going to remove his dip stick.”
Absolutely , it’s attached to his wallet !
Ushindi over 14 years ago
If those are mechanics, then that might not even be HIS kidney, just an old one they’ve been saving to convince patients to buy a new one.