FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 24, 2009
August 22, 2009
August 25, 2009
Transcript:
Jason: Did the phone ring while I was out? I'm expecting a call from Hollywood. Peter: Dare I ask why? Jason: Well, in case you hadn't noticed, they've come out with a sequel to that movie about a dog that plays basketball. He plays football in this new one. So it occurred to me that if a studio will pay millions to film an athletically gifted dog, just imagine what they'd pay for an athletically gifted iguana! Peter: That would require your having an athletically gifted iguana. Jason: Actually, I meant to ask you- is there a sport that involves a lot of eating and sleeping?
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Yes, along with one other nice thing. It’s called “honeymooning”.
saturntv over 14 years ago
if you can find one, tell me. I’d go to the Olympics with it.
wittyvegan over 14 years ago
Aren’t eating-contests considered sports in some places?
lewisbower over 14 years ago
College
LibrarianInTraining over 14 years ago
Lewreader, took the words out of my mouth!
comicsnoob over 14 years ago
yes but the “Honeymooning” movie is rated XXX
alviebird over 14 years ago
I hope so. I’ve been training all my life.
blackman2732 over 14 years ago
Actually, that sounds like the Garfield workout.
Templo S.U.D. over 14 years ago
Jason’s talking about “Air Bud” and “Air Bud: Golden Receiver” (and its other sequels “Air Bud: World Pup”, “Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch” and “Air Bud: Spikes Back”).
Ronshua over 14 years ago
Actually “Honeymoon” is an Olympic event according to the ‘Lovers Book of definitions”and I quote – “A marathon usually right after marriage with intermittent dinning , vary little sleep or required attire and ENDING when the couple can’t “.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
Sumo.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Just the definition we needed, Ronshua! :)
huskerfan9287 over 14 years ago
a lot of sleeping and eating? Have you tried fishing?
4deerinmyyard over 14 years ago
P. Schearer FTW. Gets points for terseness.
fishbulb239 about 12 years ago
Golf’s the closest equivalent. At least from a viewer’s point of view.