FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 07, 2009
Transcript:
Peter: Paige, I need some advice. Pagie: About what? Peter: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and wasn't sure how I should cut it. Paige: You mean into rectangles or triangles. Peter: Actually, I meant with a knife or a saw. Paige: Did the table always tilt like that?
beanbag almost 15 years ago
Would you like some bread with that ham & cheese?
zhandros almost 15 years ago
Now that’s a SANDWICH!
possiblekim almost 15 years ago
I agree Zhandros…. Peter should be a chef. :D
gtsagan almost 15 years ago
Power saw. Watch the fingers.
weatherwoman1 almost 15 years ago
Forget the power saw. Try a high intensity laser. Or possibly something nuclear powered.
scottcpa almost 15 years ago
I’m hungry already!
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Peter, let me introduce you to Dagwood. Maybe someday you will have a sandwich named after you too.
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
Yes, Peter is definitely Dagwood’s heir apparent.
Smiley Rmom almost 15 years ago
I wonder if he realizes there’s a bone in that ham? If not, he might break a tooth.
tmcelmurry almost 15 years ago
The bone can be used as a tooth pick after the meal is done. Stick with the power saw, but make sure to use a clamp to hold the corners of the sandwich while cutting, don’t want it to slide to the side and make a mess. :)
kfaatz925 almost 15 years ago
A ham, a cheese, what more do you need?
mrprongs almost 15 years ago
Ask Jason to build you a Light Sabre.
tamara_mr almost 15 years ago
the grocery bill must be so expensive!