FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 22, 2001

LOL!!!

Is it a mistake that Nicole’s hand is under Paige’s sleeve?

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love’s first kiss. (laughs) Like that’s ever gonna happen. What a load of – (toilet flush)

Allstar – by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about hisday. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to goafter the ogre.NIGHT – NEAR SHREK’S HOMEMAN1Think it’s in there?MAN2All right. Let’s get it!MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what thatthing can do to you?MAN3Yeah, it’ll grind your bones for it’sbread.Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.SHREKYes, well, actually, that would be agiant. Now, ogres, oh they’re much worse.They’ll make a suit from your freshlypeeled skin.MENNo!SHREK

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Hi

my school is doing shrek the musical this year!! :D ill have to show our director this strip