FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 22, 2001
Peter: Why are you two here? Paige: We were hoping to see "Shrek." You know, the movie playing in theater eight in 15 minutes. The one with the ogre and Princess Fiona and that nasty lord... Peter: Paige, I'm not letting you sneak in for free. Paige: ...Farquaad. Nicole: Half-price, then?