FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 11, 2000

Transcript:

Andy: You bought a WHAT? Roger: An ab-crusher 2000. You know, the one on TV. According to the infomercials, five minutes with this baby will work my abs as much as doing 2000 traditional sit-ups. Andy: Roger, when in your life have you even done ONE sit-up?? Roger: All the more reason to make up for lost time. Andy: Excuse me while I go program 911 into our speed dialer. Roger: I figure I'll start our slowly. Maybe a half-hour a day.