FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 10, 2000

Transcript:

Andy: Roger, this box came for you today. Roger: Yeeha! It's here! Andy: What is it? Roger: It's my New Year's resolution! Goodbye, flabby gut. Hello, slabs of well-toned muscle! Hoo, yes. Come to Papa. Andy: No offense, sweetie, but I wasn't aware you had muscle TO tone. Roger: (Oof) What'd they do?! Pack this with lead?!