FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 09, 2000

Transcript:

Jason: As dusk falls, there is a stirring in the folage! Could it be...? Could it be...? Yes! a T.Rex! The tyrannosaur spots a frightened young triceratops... But he pays it no heed. He comes across a sleeping brachiosaurus...but he walks right on by. He passes potential prey after potential prey, without the slightest bit of interest. What has happened to this once-fearsome eater?! What could possibly have so turned his stomach?!Andy: Jason, you should be happy that your parents still kiss. Jason: He pleads with a pack of velociraptors to put him out of his misery...