FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 19, 1999

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Roger: Day trading stocks is going to make us rich, Jason. Let's get started. Did you want to review the fundamentals first, maybe? Roger: I know, I know. Buy low, sell high...don't leave open positions overnight...stay calm, don't panic. Jason: I meant about how to work mom's computer. Computer: (beep) Reformating hard drive. Roger: Stay calm... don't panic...