FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 20, 1999

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Jason: I set your e-lynchity brokerage account up so you can trade on margin. Roger: What's that mean? Jason: It means you can buy stocks galore with borrowed money and after the stocks shoot up, you pocket the profits. It's foolproof! Roger: Unless the stocks go down, that is. Jason: Stocks can go down? Roger: Hello, e-lynchity? Is there someone I could speak with who was born before the '90s? Jason: I'm telling you, dad, stocks don't go down.