I waited for this cool coffee maker to come in the mail. It finally arrived last week and when I brewed a pot it took 3 1/2 hours to finish. I hope Calvin has better luck!
Calvin just came up with a new law of physics! Mass is inversely proportionate to time! Wow!
And MontanaLady’s right! If his parents were observant they would buy him things through the mail every week ‘cause he IS acting better! OK, so he doesn’t pay attention in school, but when did he ever?
“For you have need of patience, that after you have done the will of God, you might receive the promise.
For yet a little while, and HE that shall come will come, and will not tarry.” Hebrews 10:36,37
That will be the ultimate “longing fulfilled”.
Puddleglum! Glad to see you posting again! Welcome back!
Poindexter - I think that you mean that mass is factorially or exponentially proportional to time. If it was inversely proportional, the greater the mass, the less the time. Or maybe you meant that the beanie is terribly light…
In any event, if mass were exponentially proportional to time, a small increase in mass would create a much greater increase in time.
Cereal Company:
“…OK; we just added another 2 ounces of packing material for the beanie. That’ll cost another month!…”
Susan - They probably heard of them but don’t want to pay the extra $$ to ship out free beanies. The beanies were just a ploy to get kids to snarf down even more cereal and, hence, boost sales. The cereal company wants to make as much profit as possible.
Puddleglum2 - Amen darlin’. I’ve had my bags packed for the Rapture for years. In the meantime, Calvin is certainly getting existenstial in his thinking these days….
You early birds forget what it is like waiting for a tax return check .
You remember that free money the govt sends you if you paid too much early in the year .
The money you spend 5 times before its in your mail box
Thank you treBsdrawkcaB. That is more logical. I still hadn’t had my 3rd cup of coffee when I wrote that. I think I would actually need to insert ‘happiness’ as a variable into the equation to make some sense out of it. Have a great evening and here’s hoping that the beanie finally arrives tomorrow!
ratlum, the money that was yours in the first place?
If my taxes come out more than a couple of hundred dollars owed or to be refunded, I figure I haven’t done a good job keeping my finances under control during the year.
margueritem about 14 years ago
Poor Calvin…
robbieboy about 14 years ago
How about going to the Post Office..it gets there first.. :)
rentier about 14 years ago
Waiting!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ about 14 years ago
I suppose it would do no good to offer a bribe to the mailman.
MontanaLady about 14 years ago
Wait a minute……Calvin isn’t getting into any trouble whilst waiting for his beanie……………………….
margueritem about 14 years ago
Good point, ML.
Good morning Mike Firesmith and doggie!
MontanaLady about 14 years ago
Good night, everyone……..
long day traveling……SoCal tomorrow!!!!!
(I miss Montana!!!!__)
ladywolf17 about 14 years ago
Life does that to you sometimes.
Dino-1 about 14 years ago
I waited for this cool coffee maker to come in the mail. It finally arrived last week and when I brewed a pot it took 3 1/2 hours to finish. I hope Calvin has better luck!
moronbis about 14 years ago
true.. especially when you are waiting for a flying beanie…
Deepal about 14 years ago
I have been waiting just like calvin for my new laptop :(
lazygrazer about 14 years ago
I ordered something through the mail so long ago that I can’t remember what it was. Probably a beanie.
Rakkav about 14 years ago
There’s a paycheck I’m waiting for that’s taking even longer, Calvin. I’ll buy you a beanie if and when it ever gets here.
hlkstr about 14 years ago
sometimes the anticipation is not worth the wait.
love the avatar Marg.
ChicagoPal about 14 years ago
Hobbes should check the mail
pineapplehoney about 14 years ago
forget the beanie……eat something else and order something that gurantees delivery in a day
calvin about 14 years ago
waiting is the worst part……..always
mike.firesmith about 14 years ago
Good morning Marg! The Loki Mutt sends puppy kisses!
Good morning Fran and Shepmuttmix!
The waiting is getting to me now, and I remember this episode.It’s sad at the end when he dies.
JTGAM about 14 years ago
Calvin just came up with a new law of physics! Mass is inversely proportionate to time! Wow! And MontanaLady’s right! If his parents were observant they would buy him things through the mail every week ‘cause he IS acting better! OK, so he doesn’t pay attention in school, but when did he ever?
Jascat about 14 years ago
I am becoming very curious as to what the beanie will look like…
Good morning, All!
tessner about 14 years ago
Good morning everyone
the last panel is so true
pamlicorat about 14 years ago
Calvin, Patience is a virture. I know it doesn’t help but it’s what my dad would have said.
Montana Lady, have a safe trip!
lewisbower about 14 years ago
VISTABILL As a retired postman I take offence at your comment. Insert the word “BIG” before bribe next time.
Unclebup about 14 years ago
They sure are dragging this one out. Its a sure bet that when the beannie comes - Calvin will hate it.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Another 24 hours of anticipation.
fanof41 about 14 years ago
A young boy’s version of “the check’s in the mail”…
fran650 about 14 years ago
‘Morning Mike Firesmith and Loki Mutt. Shep mutt aka Kizzy.
‘Morning People, Puppies and all interesting Critters!
Montana Lady, Happy Trails.
Calvin is sure one focused Kid. I’m surprised he hasn’t had Hobbes attack the mailperson.
bald about 14 years ago
calvin, get used to waiting. rosalyn will baby sit you again before your beanie arrives
ninmas about 14 years ago
sigh……. it’ll never come!
rw1h about 14 years ago
I believe, if memory serves, that the moment the beanie DOES arrive and he opens the package, disaster strikes……….
Rod Vonder Reith about 14 years ago
A watched mailbox never delivers!
gillbillvolume1 about 14 years ago
This is kinda cute
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w85/nildesperandum777/1227663902457.jpg
Zippy007 about 14 years ago
Hope deferred makes the heart sick, but a longing fulfilled is a tree of life.
Proverbs 13:12
Trainwreck_1 about 14 years ago
Nothing here! Move on… Please keep moving.
Bruce McKinney Premium Member about 14 years ago
Ain’t it the truth!
Puddleglum2 about 14 years ago
“For you have need of patience, that after you have done the will of God, you might receive the promise. For yet a little while, and HE that shall come will come, and will not tarry.” Hebrews 10:36,37 That will be the ultimate “longing fulfilled”.
treBsdrawkcaB about 14 years ago
Puddleglum! Glad to see you posting again! Welcome back!
Poindexter - I think that you mean that mass is factorially or exponentially proportional to time. If it was inversely proportional, the greater the mass, the less the time. Or maybe you meant that the beanie is terribly light…
In any event, if mass were exponentially proportional to time, a small increase in mass would create a much greater increase in time.
Cereal Company: “…OK; we just added another 2 ounces of packing material for the beanie. That’ll cost another month!…”
treBsdrawkcaB about 14 years ago
Susan - They probably heard of them but don’t want to pay the extra $$ to ship out free beanies. The beanies were just a ploy to get kids to snarf down even more cereal and, hence, boost sales. The cereal company wants to make as much profit as possible.
llong65 about 14 years ago
as short as Calvin is how did he reach the mail box???
1148559 about 14 years ago
@ gillbillvolume1,
It is indeed. Thanks for the link.
Gretchen's Mom about 14 years ago
I feel this way every time I buy something on eBay!
Yukoner about 14 years ago
Calvin is learning a lesson in consumer confidence and there will be more to learn before this is over.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 14 years ago
The address he sent the boxtops to was really Roz’s house and the beanie comes with a catch 22. Uh oh!!
khpage about 14 years ago
Puddleglum2 - Amen darlin’. I’ve had my bags packed for the Rapture for years. In the meantime, Calvin is certainly getting existenstial in his thinking these days….
ratlum about 14 years ago
You early birds forget what it is like waiting for a tax return check . You remember that free money the govt sends you if you paid too much early in the year . The money you spend 5 times before its in your mail box
JTGAM about 14 years ago
Thank you treBsdrawkcaB. That is more logical. I still hadn’t had my 3rd cup of coffee when I wrote that. I think I would actually need to insert ‘happiness’ as a variable into the equation to make some sense out of it. Have a great evening and here’s hoping that the beanie finally arrives tomorrow!
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
Patience dear boy!
enzolutionazi about 14 years ago
oh…
enzolutionazi about 14 years ago
oh…
dahawk about 14 years ago
ratlum, the money that was yours in the first place?
If my taxes come out more than a couple of hundred dollars owed or to be refunded, I figure I haven’t done a good job keeping my finances under control during the year.
JTGAM about 14 years ago
Good night to everyone!
greekhoplite about 14 years ago
You feel so sad for him.
greekhoplite about 14 years ago
I mean really. To bad it’s all for nothing.