FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 03, 2009
July 02, 2009
July 04, 2009
Transcript:
Peter: Jason, this operating system of yours keeps crashing! Jason: I know. I threw in a few bugs by design. Peter: Huh?? Jason: I wanted to ensure that users would rush out to buy the upgrade to JasonDowns99 next year. It'd include corrections to all of '98s problems... plus, of course, a whole new batch of bugs that'd require the even more expensive JasonDowns 2000 to correct. Peter: I don't know whether to puke or buy stock in your company. Jason: Did I tell you my idea to use "900" numbers for tech support?
LibrarianInTraining almost 15 years ago
My brother’s best friend fixes my computer. He won’t accept my money, so I pay him in cookies. I swear every time he fixes it, he puts a new problem in (He’s a programmer).
I gotta go. I need more cookie ingredients. Again.
grinstoya almost 15 years ago
Well… if debugging is the process to take out bugs… programming is the process of putting them in… I think Jason’s got it right.
dicatduke almost 15 years ago
You gotta hand it to Jason……he’s always thinking!
BananaSlug almost 15 years ago
Jason reminds me of me at his age. I never wrote an operating system, though. Just a website. And it stunk because I only had a basic knowledge of HTML.
Jason reminds me of me at his age, only a lot cooler.
Benedick almost 15 years ago
Jason is more evil than Bill Gates! Which I thought was impossible…
butthole09 almost 15 years ago
very clever.
Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Sounds a lot like Microsoft to me. Could they really be that oblivious to the bugs in their software? They must all be using Macs.
weatherwoman1 almost 15 years ago
No, I read in the paper that Bill Gates banned all Apple products from his home. His kids have to use Zunes instead of iPods, and he just got into a fight with his wife because she wanted an iPhone. Trillions of dollars and they can’t buy any worthwhile technology!
nomwein almost 15 years ago
bill gates actually had millions of stock in Apple for a while.
TemporalParadox almost 15 years ago
Hm… reminds me of Vista and Windows 7. Nobody’s brought this up yet?
mrprongs almost 15 years ago
“Trillions of dollars and they can’t buy any worthwhile technology!”
I’d love to have that problem for a while.
bluetopazcrystal almost 15 years ago
LibrarianInTraining said, about 16 hours ago
My brother’s best friend fixes my computer. He won’t accept my money, so I pay him in cookies. I swear every time he fixes it, he puts a new problem in (He’s a programmer).
I gotta go. I need more cookie ingredients. Again.
If you had a Mac you wouldn’t have to bake cookies. No viruses.