FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 24, 2003
August 23, 2003
August 25, 2003
Transcript:
On TV: In Washington, the justice department today characterized the first, fourth, fifth and sixth amendments to the constitution as "typos." In sports, the NCAA has determined that its annual men's basketball tournament is disruptive to academic schedules and will be abolished. In tech news, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates has challenged Linux creator Linus Torvalds to a winner-take-all steel-cage judo deathmatch. And on the business front, analysts are predicting a major spike in the economy as Paige Fox purchases her back-to-school pimple cream. Paige: Will you stop hacking the CNN teleprompter?! Jason: Wolf Blitzer's about to say "fear me" in Klingon.
ReneeZimbodgi over 11 years ago
There’s a strip in Pearls Before Swine where Pig is watching CNN as this happens.
zoeannanime over 10 years ago
LMAO that’s great, I would love to see someone hack that in real life
The#1BoiseStateFan over 10 years ago
The NCAA tournament would tip off 99% of America
28william.stadtmueller about 2 years ago
I have a compilation of foxtrot comics, I always loved it and this strip
punkleather 9 months ago
reading this in 2023 after rumors of a musk/bezos fight is so funny